Do it. You won’t do it.
Spank mybiz.
A brutally honest business check-up. Real fixes. Coming soon. Get in line.
- Businesses in line
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- Real sign-ups, counted the moment they join. They get spanked first.
- Websites spanked
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- Spank My Site’s real audits so far. Businesses are next.
- People here right now (live)
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- Live, and yes, that includes you. No names, just a count.
What gets spanked
Four places local businesses lose customers.
Every finding comes with its proof: the quote, the screenshot or the number. No made-up advice, no fake benchmarks.
Get found
Can people find you on Google Maps?
Your Google listing: claimed, complete and current, with the photos and details people look for.
Same everywhere
Do your hours and address match?
Your name, address, phone and hours on Google, on your website and in the big directories.
Reviews
What are people saying, and do you answer?
Your rating, your recent reviews, and how often you reply to them.
Website
Does your site do its job on a phone?
Speed, tap-to-call and directions: the Spank My Site checks, tuned for a local business.