Two cheeks. Your logo.

Put your logoon the peach.

Two stickers, one brand on each, for 24 hours. The peach is the first thing everyone sees on Spank My Biz, where local business owners line up for the brutally honest business check-up.

Try it on

Book your day

Go on. Give it a smack.

People who see the peach a day (live): Loading
Businesses on the waitlist: Loading; Real sign-ups for the business check-up, counted the moment they join.
Brands already in line: Loading; Upcoming bookings.

Right where people actually look.

No banner blindness here. Your sticker is part of the mascot, in the middle of the Spank My Biz page, on every screen size.

The peach with your name on the big sticker — **The Spank My Biz page.** Your sticker sits on the peach right beside “Spank my biz.”, above the box where business owners join the waitlist.

**The Spank My Biz page.** Your sticker sits on the peach right beside “Spank my biz.”, above the box where business owners join the waitlist.

**On a phone.** The peach sits right between the headline and the waitlist box, so nobody scrolls past it.

Easy peachy.

Booked in a minute. Live for a whole day.

Pick a cheek and a day.
The big sticker on the left cheek, or the small one next to SPANK ME. Every day runs exactly 24 hours, and we show it in your own time.
Drop in your logo.
We prepare your logo for its spot on the peach.
Go live. Get the numbers.
Your sticker spends its 24 hours on the Spank My Biz page. Then we email you how many people saw it and how many clicked.

Get in line.

Book your 24 hours.

Pick a cheek, pick a day, drop in your logo. You’ll see it on the peach before you book.

Checking open days and booking details…

Read the label.

The fine print, nothing hidden.

What goes into a day on the Spank My Biz peach, the ad rules, and what happens after you book.

Ad Facts

2 stickers per peach

Serving size1 sticker

What a day includes
Amount per serving
Hours on the peach	24
% Daily Value*
Brands on your sticker 1	100%
Shared with anyone else 0	0%
Pages it shows on 1
The Spank My Biz page Yes
Computers and phones Both
Adult or sexual content 0g	0%
Scams and malware 0g	0%
Hate and violence 0g	0%
Weapons and illegal drugs 0g	0%
Anything that could hurt someone 0g	0%
Runs for 24 hours Yes
Your own logo and link Yes
Results after your day Yes

* The same 24 hours everywhere in the world, starting at the time shown when you book.

Ad rules: the content listed above is not allowed.

Directions: use a logo you own or have permission to use.

Ingredients: white vinyl, your logo, one peach, a little tough love.

Questions people ask

When exactly does my day start?: Every ad day is exactly 24 hours and starts at the same instant everywhere in the world: 5:00 in the morning UTC, which is midnight in New York in winter and 1 AM in summer. When you pick a day, we show your start and end in your own time.
Where does my logo show?: On the peach on the Spank My Biz page, right beside the headline and the waitlist, on computers and phones alike. Clicking your sticker opens your website in a new tab.
Is it the same as the Spank My Site peach?: No. Each peach is booked separately: a sticker here shows on Spank My Biz only. The Spank My Site peach has its own page.
Who checks my ad?: Your ad must follow the rules on this page.
What will my sticker look like?: Your logo, printed exactly as you upload it on white vinyl and cut to its own shape: a round badge makes a round sticker, a wordmark a sticker that follows its letters. It goes on the peach at a slight angle with one corner peeled up, lit like the rest of the photo. A small note by the peach identifies the stickers as ads. You see a preview before booking, and your finished sticker appears on your booking page.
Do I get numbers afterwards?: Yes. After your day we email how many people saw your sticker, how many views that was in all, and how many people clicked through. Clicks arrive tagged utm_source=spankmybiz, so your own analytics see them too.
Can I change my logo or my day?: Reply to any of our emails before your day starts and we’ll sort it out.

Tick tock.

The next peach goes up in

Two stickers go up on it. Each one belongs to one brand for the whole 24 hours.