Spank My

Four seats. Your agency.

Be the agencythey pick.

People come here to find out what’s wrong with their website. Then they need someone to fix it. Four agencies a day are right there when they do: under every report, and one click behind “Start my website project”.

Book your spot

Reports read a day (live)
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Agencies in the list
4
Shuffled for every visitor.
Spots left tomorrow
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First come, first served.

Right when they need someone.

People don’t come here to browse. They come to find out what’s wrong with their website, and your card is there the moment they decide to get it fixed.

Under every report. Right after the to-do list, people are asked if they want someone to fix it for them. Four agencies answer, in a random order.

The homepage popup. “Start my website project” opens a list of four agencies to pick from. Each card goes straight to its agency’s website.

Easy as that.

Listed in a minute. Picked all day.

  1. Pick a day.

    Each day has four spots and runs exactly 24 hours. The calendar shows how many are left, and your start and end in your own time.

  2. Add your logo and a pitch.

    Your logo, your name and one line on what you do.

  3. Get picked. Get the numbers.

    Your card sits under every report and in the “Start my website project” popup, shuffled in with the other three. Then we email you how many saw it and how many visited.

Get in line.

Book your spot.

Pick a day, add your logo and a short line. Preview your ad before you book.

Checking open days and booking details…

Your day

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Your logo
About you

Your booking details appear here once the available days load.

Read the label.

The fine print, nothing hidden.

What goes into a day in the list, the ad rules, and what happens after you book.

Ad Facts

4 agencies per list

Serving size1 spot

What a day includes
Amount per serving
Hours in the list24
% Daily Value*
Agencies in the list 4
Ranked or pinned first 00%
Places it shows 2
The website-project popup Yes
Under every report Yes
Adult or sexual content 0g0%
Scams and malware 0g0%
Hate and violence 0g0%
Weapons and illegal drugs 0g0%
Anything that could hurt someone 0g0%
Runs for 24 hours Yes
Your own logo and link Yes
Results after your day Yes

* The same 24 hours everywhere in the world, starting at the time shown when you book. The four agencies are shuffled into a new order every time the list is shown.

Ad rules: the content listed above is not allowed.

Directions: use a logo you own, and a pitch that’s true.

Ingredients: your logo, your name, one honest line, three other agencies, a shuffle.

Questions people ask

Where does my agency show?
In the popup that opens when someone clicks “Start my website project” on the homepage, and in the list under every report, right after its to-do list. Clicking your card opens your website in a new tab.
Who comes first?
Nobody. The four agencies are shuffled into a new order every time the list is shown, so each spot gets the same chance. Nobody can pay to be first.
Who can book a spot?
Anyone who builds or fixes websites: agencies, studios and freelancers.
What if fewer than four agencies book a day?
Then the list is shorter, and yours gets more of the attention. We never fill an empty spot with a made-up agency.
When exactly does my day start?
Every day is exactly 24 hours and starts at the same instant everywhere in the world: 5:00 in the morning UTC, which is midnight in New York in winter and 1 AM in summer. When you pick a day, we show your start and end in your own time.
Do I get numbers afterwards?
Yes. After your day we email how many people saw your card and how many visited your website. Clicks arrive tagged utm_source=spankmysite, so your own analytics see them too.
Can I change my card or my day?
Reply to any of our emails before your day starts and we’ll sort it out.

Tick tock.

The next four go live in

Four agencies a day, shuffled for every visitor. Each spot belongs to one agency for the whole 24 hours.