Two cheeks. Your logo.

Put your logoon the peach.

Two stickers, one brand on each, for 24 hours. The peach is the first thing everyone sees on Spank My App, and it keeps them company while their app audit runs.

Go on. Give it a smack.

People who see the peach a day (live)
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On screen during every audit
Up to 1 min
Just the peach, a timer and your sticker.
Brands already in line
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Upcoming bookings.

Two places people actually look.

No banner blindness here. Your sticker is part of the mascot, right in the middle of the two screens every Spank My App visitor sees.

The Spank My App page. Your sticker sits on the peach right beside “Spank my app.”, above the box where app makers paste their app to get it spanked.

The loading screen. While every app audit runs, it’s just the peach, a timer and your sticker. Up to a minute of full attention.

Easy peachy.

Booked in a minute. Live for a whole day.

  1. Pick a cheek and a day.

    The big sticker on the left cheek, or the small one next to SPANK ME. Every day runs exactly 24 hours, and we show it in your own time.

  2. Drop in your logo.

    We prepare your logo for its spot on the peach.

  3. Go live. Get the numbers.

    Your sticker spends its 24 hours on the Spank My App page and every app audit’s loading screen. Then we email you how many people saw it and how many clicked.

Get in line.

Book your 24 hours.

Pick a cheek, pick a day, drop in your logo. You’ll see it on the peach before you book.

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Your cheek
Your day

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Your logo
Sticker shape

Cut around your logo’s own shape, letters and all, with a white border.

About you

Your booking details appear here once the available days load.

Read the label.

The fine print, nothing hidden.

What goes into a day on the Spank My App peach, the ad rules, and what happens after you book.

Ad Facts

2 stickers per peach

Serving size1 sticker

What a day includes
Amount per serving
Hours on the peach24
% Daily Value*
Brands on your sticker 1100%
Shared with anyone else 00%
Screens it shows on 2
The Spank My App page Yes
The loading screen, every app audit Yes
Adult or sexual content 0g0%
Scams and malware 0g0%
Hate and violence 0g0%
Weapons and illegal drugs 0g0%
Anything that could hurt someone 0g0%
Runs for 24 hours Yes
Your own logo and link Yes
Results after your day Yes

* The same 24 hours everywhere in the world, starting at the time shown when you book.

Ad rules: the content listed above is not allowed.

Directions: use a logo you own or have permission to use.

Ingredients: white vinyl, your logo, one peach, a little tough love.

Questions people ask

When exactly does my day start?
Every ad day is exactly 24 hours and starts at the same instant everywhere in the world: 5:00 in the morning UTC, which is midnight in New York in winter and 1 AM in summer. When you pick a day, we show your start and end in your own time.
Where does my logo show?
On the peach on the Spank My App page, right beside the headline, and on the peach that keeps people company while their app audit runs. Clicking your sticker opens your website in a new tab.
Is it the same as the Spank My Site peach?
No. Each peach is booked separately: a sticker here shows on Spank My App only. The Spank My Site peach has its own page.
Who checks my ad?
Your ad must follow the rules on this page.
What will my sticker look like?
Your logo, printed exactly as you upload it on white vinyl and cut to its own shape: a round badge makes a round sticker, a wordmark a sticker that follows its letters. It goes on the peach at a slight angle with one corner peeled up, lit like the rest of the photo. A small note by the peach identifies the stickers as ads. You see a preview before booking, and your finished sticker appears on your booking page.
Do I get numbers afterwards?
Yes. After your day we email how many people saw your sticker, how many views that was in all, and how many people clicked through. Clicks arrive tagged utm_source=spankmyapp, so your own analytics see them too.
Can I change my logo or my day?
Reply to any of our emails before your day starts and we’ll sort it out.